I went for a nice stroll through my campus today and learned a few things:
1) If you're a Chinese University, and you're going to erect a statue, you have to avoid one thing: anyone but Confucius. It'd be like building a statue in your Beatles fan clubhouse and making it Paul, John, or Ringo. (much love, George)
2) Being a scholarship student makes me, at least in the eyes of BLCU, a king amongst men. Queues? Not for this guy.
3) When your school's athletic facilities hosted the Paralympic Games, don't expect them to be free for students. Being a scholarship student won't help. Neither will having a super-famous Chinese name. Money might, but that's like paying a membership fee, and that's for suckers.
4) If the exercise yards (with their playground-like equipment) are good enough for the old comrades, they're good enough for me. When I get some pictures of this, you'll understand why I come back to the United States terribly out-of-shape.
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